DOUBLE STANDARDS ON POLYGAMY VS. INFIDELITY: What If Hugh Hefner Were Mitt Romney’s Great-Grandfather. “Why are polygamy and promiscuity treated so differently? Does it make sense that we don’t penalize a man for living with many partners, but we do if he wants to marry them? If Hefner tried to make honest women out of his bunnies, he’d go from celebrity to outlaw.”

No, he donates to the right politicians, and entertains the right journalists. I think he’d turn out to be “boldly transgressive” or something. . . .