AND YET IT’S THE PARENTS WHO BECOME ZOMBIES: The Baby Ate My Brain. “Jackson turns one month old tomorrow. One month. Roughly speaking, that’s about 250 hours of sleep I’ve lost. That’s how I count now, you see — in hours of sleep I’m missing out on. And I’ve missed out on a lot of sleep. I was complaining about this to my Dad on GChat the other day and he said, ‘Payback’s a bitch.'”