October 17, 2011

GEE, YOUR CAR SMELLS TERRIFIC! “BMW announced the release Purif-i, a hand sanitizer and moisturizer from exclusive natural Austrian cosmetics manufacturer Susanne Kaufmann. It’s the official hand sanitizer of the all-electric BMW i sub-brand, and it promises to leave your hands as clean as the air in a city where only electric vehicles roam, or something like that. . . . We’re predicting that the next products to take off will be official Subaru-brand patchouli and a leather conditioner for your Grand Marquis that smells like Canoe and stale Dutch Masters.”

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