SCIENCE: “The typical woman spends more than five hours a day — more than a third of her waking hours — chatting and gossiping, a study has revealed.” I believe the proper term is displaying superior communication skills.

Plus this: “The report also found women spend 24 minutes a day discussing their weight, diets and dress size.” In other words, women pay closer attention to their health and fitness than do men. There, fixed it for you.