STUDY: Staring At Breasts Increases Heart Health. I’m pretty sure this is just the same bogus report that resurfaces every couple of years. But why take chances?

And in that vein, Stacy McCain takes a strong interest in preventive medicine. “The staff of the Collins-McCain Institute for Therapeutic Breast-Staring would like to thank Christina Hendricks and Anne Hathaway for their heroic efforts to improve America’s cardiovascular health.” Plus, from the comments: “Consensus has been reached. The science is settled.”