THE TERRIBLE TOLL OF A GRUELING PROFESSION. So I’ve had the same University ID since I started — back in 1989 — but now the University is making everyone get new ones for some reason. I got mine today, and they wouldn’t let me keep the old card, but they did snip out the picture so I could save it. So here’s what over 20 years of law teaching does to a man. First, the old pic:

And now the new one:

Kids, consider yourselves warned.

UPDATE: “Not for the squeamish.” Indeed.