LIST: Zombie Apocalypse Survival Supplies. It’s always about the zombies.

UPDATE: Reader Bob Evans writes: “Zombies don’t have an advocacy/grievance organization protecting their interests, so they make a convenient substitute for the REAL targets, which do have such organizations. People who use the word ‘zombie’ or ‘goblin’ to describe their foe are being less than candid.” Unless, you know, undead really are breaking down your door. But shoot ’em in the head and they go down, regardless.