IN A WOKE WORLD FOUNDED ON LIES, THE TRUTH-TELLER IS A CRIMINAL: Outrage as Whole Foods CEO Says Ignorance and Poor Choices Cause Obesity.

THERE’S A JOKE IN HERE SOMEWHERE: Scientists confirm Alan Turing’s explanation for Australian fairy circles.


Today’s leftist-dominated entertainment industry considers blacklist-themed movies like The Front to be a how-to guide, not a warning.

#HIMTOO? Former New Mexico Democratic Governor Bill Richardson is accused of raking in hundreds of thousands in bribes and kickbacks to fund debauched lifestyle including ‘sexual services and favors.’

Plus: “Richardson, a career politician, was previously accused of having sex with Jeffrey Epstein victim Virginia Roberts when she was underage. Roberts named Richardson among several others as men Ghislaine Maxwell told her to have sex with in court documents.”

Let me just get out ahead of the story and say that Ghislaine Maxwell did not commit suicide, to coin an Instaphrase.

ANNALS OF LEFTIST AUTOPHAGY: “The Biden campaign accused progressive firebrand Rep. Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez (D., N.Y.) of undermining the Democratic Party by pulling out of an upcoming event meant to honor Israeli peacemaker Yitzhak Rabin. A Biden campaign associate called Ocasio-Cortez’s decision ‘problematic’ and told the Jewish Telegraphic Agency that ‘if she agrees [to participate in the event] and then pulls out, she’s creating problems for her own party.’”


S0, SAY 1000 YEARS AGO, WOULDN’T MOST PEOPLE HAVE HAD PTSD? Study: MRI with machine learning reveals brain changes from PTSD.

ELON MUSK MOST EXCITED: Multiple ‘water bodies’ found under surface of Mars. “The findings give extra credence to previous research that suggested there could be a large saltwater lake underneath the Martian surface, the researchers claim – and also led to them discovering a number of other wet areas.”

HE WAS NOT ACTUALLY BORN A POOR BLACK CHILD: Biden’s claim about attending historically Black Delaware State refuted by university.

DEBATE PREP: What Trump and Biden Need to Do at the First Debate. “There’s really no telling when dealing with candidates like Donald Trump and Joe Biden. One man throws out the script as soon as it suits him, and the other left the script in the pants he forgot to put on.”

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Tomorrow night’s debate drunkblog: Still free!

2020 TOYOTA HIGHLANDER: Nice, but “ponderous,” and overshadowed by Koreans. “The Highlander is a pretty damn good three-row crossover, with nice interior materials. It’s not as strong all-around as the Palisade or Telluride, mainly because it’s not quite as attractive, inside or out, and it’s not quite as engaging on-road.”

I had a first-gen Highlander Hybrid, and that generation was deliberately designed to feel sporty and carlike. When I drove the next-gen Highlander, I found it ponderous enough that I didn’t buy one.

SQUAD GOALS: New Project Veritas Video: Voter Fraud in Ilhan Omar’s District.

HE WAS BORN A POOR BLACK CHILD: Biden falsely claimed he ‘got started’ at historically Black Delaware State University.

OH, GOODY: Suspected Bubonic Plague Case Reported in South China.

FROM LARRY CORREIA, WHO IS NOT ONLY A BESTSELLING AUTHOR, BUT AN ACCOUNTANT, ON THE NYT’S TRUMP TAX STORY: No, You Idiots. That’s Not How Taxes Work. – An Accountant’s Guide To Why You Are a Gullible Moron.

Of course the comments are all about the “morality” of paying your “fair share”. Which isn’t how any of this works in real life. Just stop it with your vapid hot takes already. You clearly have a child-like grasp of a complex topic, and your words are making America dumber.

As a former accountant, please allow me to explain why all of today’s newly formed tax experts are fucking morons, and we should metaphorically put a brick in a sock and beat them over the head with it until they shut up.


ROUNDUP: 34 law professors on Amy Coney Barrett’s nomination.

AMELIA HAMILTON ASKS: Are we doomed? Pimps, super pigs & politics. “The weekly column in which I take a look at recent news and try to determine if it’s all downhill from here.”

AT AMAZON, Leupold Rx-1300i TBR Laser Rangefinder.

NYT BOMBSHELL: ‘Trump Paid Millions in Taxes, Owes No Debt to Russia’ …Wait, What?

WELL, THERE’S ONLY ONE WAY TO REALLY PROVE IT: A Student Just Proved Paradox-Free Time Travel Is Possible.

It’s hard to tell from this writeup, but I think his theory would also address Niven’s Law of Time Travel, which says that in any universe where it is possible to travel into the past and change history, that change will progress until history is changed such that no time machine is invented anywhere ever, at which point things are stable and the process stops. So that in any universe where time travel to the past that changes history is possible, no time machines will exist. But I gather that’s not the case in his conception.

Wait, is that the sound of thunder?

THIS IS CNN: Jill Biden shuts down Jake Tapper’s question about husband’s ‘occasional gaffe.’

Just think of Tapper as a past and current Democratic Party operative with a lavalier, and it all makes sense.

I’VE ORDERED AN ENTIRE CRATE OF UNEXPECTEDLIES: Newsom signs law allowing transgender inmates to be placed in prison by their gender identity.


SMART DIPLOMACY: The ‘Trump Doctrine’ earns President third Nobel Peace Prize nomination.

Eminent law professor David Flint is among four Australian law professors who are nominating US President Donald Trump for the Nobel Peace Prize on the basis of the “Trump Doctrine”.

Only members of a national parliament or law professors are able to nominate others for the Nobel Peace Prize with President Trump already receiving two nominations for his promotion of peace in the Middle-East.

President Trump recently brokered an historic peace deal between the United Arab Emirates and Israel, which aimed to normalise diplomatic relations.

This unprecedented deal was closely followed by a similar peace agreement between Bahrain and Israel.

“He went ahaead and negotiated against all advice, but he did it with common sense. He negotiated directly with the Arab states concerned and Israel and brought them together,” Professor Flint said.

Professor Flint told Sky News host Alan Jones the Trump Doctrine is “something extraordinary” and is emblematic of the two things which guide the president.

“He has, firstly, common sense, and he is only guided by national interest … and therefore an interest in the western alliance” he said.

“What he has done with the Trump Doctrine is that he has decided he would no longer have America in endless wars, wars which achieve nothing but the killing of thousands of young Americans.

“So he’s reducing America’s tendency to get involved in any and every war.

“The states are lining up, Arab and Middle-Eastern, to join that network of peace which will dominate the Middle-East.

“He is really producing peace in the world in a way in a which none of his predecessors did, and he fully deserves the Nobel Peace Prize.”


WHO? BidenWatch for September 28, 2020. “Democrats panic (some more), Slow Joe slowjoes some more, Rand Paul asks DOJ to look into Hunter’s sleaze, and inside Biden’s vast haberdashery collection.”

NO COCKTAIL PARTIES FOR HIM FOR A MONTH:  Lefty Law Prof Admits: Amy Coney Barrett ‘Is Going to be a Good Justice, Maybe Even a Great One.’

SEEN ON FACEBOOK: “Half the country’s pundits think we’re living in a Tom Clancy novel. The other half thinks we’re living in a Margaret Atwood novel. The truth is we’re living in a Tom Wolfe novel.”

NIGHT TERRORS: “It’s the election. That’s my primary source of anxiety right now, and I don’t know how to turn it off. Because I’m f**king terrified of Trump winning again.” As David Thompson replies, “Not merely terrified, you understand, but f**king terrified. A fear capable of inducing rhetorical incontinence and a chronic loss of sleep.”

A night-Fisking occurs. Read the whole thing.

A WHILE BACK I LINKED NIKKI ESTRIDGE’S COMEDY SHORT on TikTok’s social media expulsion. Now she’s won a prestigious award for best comedy short. Keep ’em coming, Nikki!

VODKAPUNDIT PRESENTS YOUR DAILY INSANITY WRAP: ‘USA Today’ Takes on ‘The Babylon Bee,’ Brian Stelter Takes a Leak.

Insanity Wrap needs to know: Did USA Today really go from publishing news to recycling Chevy Chase gags from 1975?

Answer: Our fact-checkers rate this as COMPLETELY 100% FACTUALLY TRUE.

Before we get to the sordid details, a quick preview of today’s Wrap.

  • Brian Stelter is dumber and/or more dishonest than you thought.
  • Meet the black man who’s had enough of BLM.
  • Senator Kirsten Gillibrand needs a timeout.

And so much more at the link, you’d have to be crazy to miss it.