Ed Driscoll

'Helen Thomas Missed One: The Jews Control the Sharks'

Hey, just ask Steven Spielberg and Richard Dreyfuss.

Yid With Lid writes:

An Egyptian official has claimed that a shark that killed one person and left four others injured in Egypt could have been placed there by agents from Mossad, the Israeli spy agency.

It wasn’t some low level official either,

Mohamed Abdel Fadil Shousha, the regional governor, claimed it was not “out of the question” that Israel could have planned the attacks on tourists to dent the Egyptian economy.

He said: “What is being said about the Mossad throwing the deadly shark in the sea to hit tourism in Egypt is not out of the question. But it needs time to confirm.”

Holy Cow! We’re good, after all who knew that Dr. Doolittle was a Jew. “Come here shark I want you to do me a little favor.”

When reached for comment, Bruce would neither confirm nor deny these allegations.