Resistance—and Melted Butter—is Futile

Happy Halloween. pic.twitter.com/ugLBMzAeNF

— Patrick Stewart (@SirPatStew) October 31, 2013

I am Locutus of Red Lobster; prepare to assimilated by the sheer fun of seeing Patrick Stewart dressed up in a giant lobster costume sitting in his bathtub.

(Unless you’re a leftwing killjoy at Slate of course, who, naturally, goes all PETA on Sir Patrick.)