Yes She Can!

According to the New York Times, (needless to say, take the news with a Pinch of salt), Hillary has accepted the Secretary of State position.

In a way, it’s the least she can do. Because let’s face it: when you’ve got a lifetime of experience, and all the boss has a speech that he gave in 2002, he’ll need all the help you can deliver!

(Suha Arafat could not be reached for comment.)