Hey, It's No VodkaPundit, But Still...

Don’t tell MADD (I don’t need the spam), but I made the Drunk Report with this post. I have no idea what the Drunk Report is except that it’s like the Drudge Report, but with an additional 80 proof, an extra half-once of vermouth, and only a mild hangover the next morning.

I’ll get back to you on that last item.