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Pop-Up Restaurant With Cheetos-Themed Menu to Open for 3 Days in Manhattan

By Stephen Kruiser 7:08 PM on August 09, 2017

Let’s do this.

For folks who just can’t control their cravings for Cheetos, a pop-up restaurant in the Tribeca neighborhood of Manhattan could be your heaven – or hell.

The by-reservation-only pop-up is called the Spotted Cheetah, which will serve several cheesy concoctions for three days only: August 15, 16, and 17.

Spiky white-haired Chef Anne Burrell is the creative force behind the odd menu, which includes Cheetos-Infused Meatballs, Cheetos-Dusted Fried Green Tomatoes, and Cheetos Mac and Cheese.

The pressing question here is–WHY ONLY THREE DAYS? Just look at this stuff:

I know what you’re thinking–I’m a health nut.

Cheetos are one of my few junk snack food weaknesses, and the thought of them in tacos or meatballs has me checking airfare from Los Angeles to New York, even if the reservations are full.

I will find a way.

If, for some reason, they decide to find a permanent home for this menu I may consider relocating to an environment that has winter.

Stephen Kruiser

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PJ Media senior columnist and associate editor Stephen Kruiser is a professional stand-up comic, writer, and recovering political activist who edits and writes PJ's Morning Briefing, aka The Greatest Political Newsletter in America. His latest book, Straight Outta Feelings, is a humorous exploration of how the 2016 election made him enjoy politics more than he ever had before. When not being a reclusive writer, Kruiser has had the honor of entertaining U.S. troops all over the world. Follow on: GETTR, MeWe, Gab, Parler,
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