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Today's 10 Best Online April Fools' Jokes

April Fools’ jokes have gone high tech and websites have upped their game this year, going to great lengths to create fake but realistic-looking ads and stories that cause customers to do double-takes. Here are some of the best on the internet today:

1. Google Actual Cloud Platform

“Literally a cloud. Introducing Google Actual Cloud Platform, the world’s first public cloud running on servers in the troposphere.”

 

2. Dog on a Stick Selfie Stick from Petco

Now your dog can have a selfie stick, just like President Obama’s!

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3. Think Geek’s Do It YourSelfie 360° Selfie Rig

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4. Birchbox Mail-Order Beard Box

“Life’s far too short to spend months growing a beard. This kit features everything you need to debut a robust facial mane, all in mere moments.”

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5. Uber Lions in D.C.

“Today, we’re partnering with Nat Geo Wild, the network from National Geographic, to bring you the wildest campaign yet—UberLIONS—on-demand lion cubs! That’s right, with just a tap of a button you could be petting and playing with a real live lion cub. Enter the code LIONCUBSDC today and request LIONS between 9am – 12pm for your chance to snuggle with lion cubs!”

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6. MS-DOS for Mobile

And it really works!

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7. Samsung Smartknife with Smartphone Capabilities

“Galaxy BLADE edge features a set of sensors and algorithms that analyze your grip, dexterity and strength, setting the weight in optimal proportion to create the perfect rhythm and inertia.”

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8. The Reddit Button of Doom

Reddit has been swarming with people speculating about the mystery button today. Should you press it or not press it? Will the world end or the nukes be launched if reddit users stop pushing the button? The world waits for answers.

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9. CERN Researchers Confirm Existence of The Force

“Though four fundamental forces  – the strong force, the weak force, the electromagnetic force and gravity – have been well documented and confirmed in experiments over the years, CERN announced today the first unequivocal evidence for the Force. ”

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10. Vladimir Putin and Petro Poroshenko to Settle Differences with a Single Combat Match

“Vladimir Putin has until the end of today to consider a one-off proposal from Petro Poroshenko, Ukraine’s embattled president, which could end the fighting in the Donbas and set a template for conflict-resolution elsewhere.”

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