Obama Debuts Bold, Brilliant Economic Plan: Go Buy a 'Thingamajig'

The desperate stink of 8.2% unemployment seems to have brought out the very best in our young president. Barack Obama wasted no time in rolling out a brilliant new jobs effort, the Thingamajig Initiative, during one of his six campaign stops today. It’s genius, I tell you, genius.

1960s leftist terrorist Marilyn Katz, who is headlining one of today’s presidential campaign stops, could not be reached for her reaction.