Centers for Disease and Stuff

If you think of it instead as the "Centers for Disease and Stuff" it all makes sense.

— Stephen Green (@VodkaPundit) October 13, 2014

Centers for Disease and Stuff is that store in the mall selling candles & knit caps & yoga DVDs. No big whoop.

— Stephen Green (@VodkaPundit) October 13, 2014

You don't go to Centers for Disease and Stuff for anything important, but they've got your Jazzercize CD needs covered.

— Stephen Green (@VodkaPundit) October 13, 2014

The clerk at Centers for Disease and Stuff hasn't heard of ebola, but knows a couple of killer local bands you haven't seen yet.

— Stephen Green (@VodkaPundit) October 13, 2014

And everything at Centers for Disease and Stuff costs $17 billion dollars. Because Republicans.

— Stephen Green (@VodkaPundit) October 13, 2014

I hope that clears up any confusion you might have had over our ebola response.