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August 14th, 2014 - 10:39 am

SIRI

Florida Man strikes again, this time asking his digital assistant where he could hide his roommate’s body:

[Florida Man Pedro] Bravo went with Aguilar to Best Buy to buy a CD and the pair began arguing over Bravo’s ex-girlfriend, The Independent reports. Bravo admits that he beat Aguilar that night, but he denies murder, despite evidence that suggests Aguilar was strangled before his body was buried in a nearby forest.

Bravo was charged with murder on September 28, 2012, four weeks before Aguilar’s body was found. Data collected from his phone indicates he used the flashlight function nine times between 11:31 p.m. and 12:01 a.m. on the day Aguilar disappeared, police say. He also told Siri, “I need to hide my roommate.”

You know you’re not supposed to do that, right?

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Wait, my iPhone is ready to rat out the number of times I used the flashlight function on any given day?

and, that can be used against me as some sort of proof that I'm hiding bodies?

My iPhone certainly defies the definition of a "good friend"
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The difference between Android and iOS is, to get that information off your iPhone, the police would need physical possession of it (and presumably a warrant). With Android they just nail you with FinSpy or something similar.

http://pjmedia.com/vodkapundit/2014/08/13/is-that-a-spy-in-your-pocket/
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The fact that it RECORDS that information at all is boggling. Somewhere a programmer sat down and implemented that function, and that was after the requirement went through committees.
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I'd like a statement, better than the broad, multi page, 4 point font "terms of use" thing, about what's information is logged and stored on my phone (or anywhere else), how to regularly wipe it, and what applications have access to it.
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This. Yes.
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I feel a religious conversion coming over me.
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Jeez, you're supposed to have the tub of lye already set up. Doesn't everyone know that?
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Reading this makes me wonder what Siri has to say about my (at the time) 14 year old nephew constantly asking Siri where to hide the dead body while laughing at the responses.
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Office Space lost me when they went to the dictionary to find out how to launder money. But truth is stupider than fiction.
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And here we see the ultimate difference between AI friends and real friends. Real friends wouldn't tell the cops.
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