Let My Killers Go

News from California, where the state government is always focused on the pressing issues of the day:

A proposed California bill would force SeaWorld San Diego to stop using killer whales in its iconic shows and to release them from their tanks, the latest blowback that the exotic animal attraction has faced after a documentary criticized the marine park’s animal welfare practices.

Tell me that premise wouldn’t make the best SyFy movie since Sharknado.