With a tip of the hat to Andrew Johnson, watch as Professor Ditherton Wiggleroom explains his economic logic to a fry cook who has been demoted to part-time work because of â™ˇbamaCare!!!’s whimsical follies.
If you can’t stand to watch the whole video — I’m trying to keep breakfast down my own self — Andrew was kind enough to transcribe the relevant bit:
The president responded by urging states to increase the minimum wage. â€śI am working to encourage states, governors, mayors, state legislators to raise their own minimum wage,â€ť Obama said. â€śObviously, the way to reach millions of people would be for Congress to pass a new federal minimum wage law. So far, at least, we have not seen support from Republicans for such a move.â€ť
Translation: “â™ˇbamaCare!!! has made workers too expensive to hire full-time? Then raise the minimum wage.”
He’s a f****** genius, this guy.