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November 29th, 2013 - 10:02 pm

Last week I played “Brick House,” and if you’re anything like me it got you to wondering, “What is the exact opposite of ‘Brick House’?” And even if you’re nothing like me, I present to you this evening what is mathematically proven to be the exact opposite of “Brick House.”

Here we have the best of the worst of the ’70s in all its decadent glory.

Disco?

Check.

Fake studio “band?”

Check.

Hook by what sounds like a Playskoolâ„¢ instrument?

Check.

Needlessly long remix?

Check.

Every bit of newfangled-for-the-time video trickery?

Check, check, and CHECK.

The clothes… I won’t even talk about the clothes.

Special bonus: Blonde lead singer with a hairstyle halfway between Dorothy Hamill and Farah Fawcett. I realize that’s mathematically impossible, but then you look at her.

Folks, you can’t buy that much cheese with government money.

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OMG, it actually ends. I would have turned it off earlier, but I was busy, what with my brains oozing out my ears.
51 weeks ago
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What with little I've seen of today's videos, between Miley Cyrus & Kanye West, this seems quaint and innocent.
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Correction: The woman who appears to be the lead singer in the video is just lip synching. The actual lead singer is Cynthia Johnson:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xHcL8nwB_oM


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I've got this one in my workout list. Helps get the heart rate up while on the elliptical trainer.
51 weeks ago
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I would listen to this 1,000 times before I'd watch one Justin Bieber video.
51 weeks ago
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The most horrific thing is the fact that those Hot Background dancers are all Grandma's now.

Youth....where did you go?
51 weeks ago
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It also contains a surfeit of Cowbell.
51 weeks ago
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This should most definitely be used at Gitmo.
51 weeks ago
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Yes the video is cheesey, but I have to admit I listened to the song while I read your other blog entries for the day.

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