Hot for Teacher
Let’s get right to the juicy meat of the story:
Carly McKinney was fired from her job as a high school math teacher after the 23-year-old wrote posts on her Twitter about students being “jail bait” and posting half naked photos of herself.
According to 9 News, Carly McKinney was fired from her job as a high school math teacher at Overland High School in Aurora, Colorado for posting half-naked photos of herself on her Twitter while also writing postings about using drugs at school and calling students jail bait. While the Twitter page has been taken down, the damage has been done as the 23-year-old as placed on paid administrative leave on Tuesday for her explicit Twitter posts.
So apparently even if I had ever had a hottie 23-year-old stoner math teacher, I wouldn’t have been allowed to sleep with her. And as a middle-aged married man with kids, I’m still not allowed to sleep with her. My actual seventh-grade math teacher looked something like a boiled whole potato.
Life is so unfair.

According to Bing Image Search, this is also McKinney. Not that I spent the morning on Bing Image Search.






…and she likes math?
Life is so unfair.
“paid administrative leave”
She gets paid to not “teach” the jail baits. Life is good.
Can she sue to protect her First Amendment rights for expressing herself half-nude and opining that her doping students are jail bait? Does the school violate some sort of labor laws to fire her for doing things off hour if she were a qualified competent worker?
I bet she would be transferred, or paid a huge sum of the school district’s taxpayers’ money to go away.
One thing is sure, she’s not built like Petra Verkaiik.
Shame too…
That wall pic would have been interesting.
Notice the Colorado stories that go national almost all come out of Aurora?
WHERE THE HELL WAS SHE WHEN I WAS IN HIGH SCHOOL!
When I was in high school, her mother was probably jail bait.
Heh, when I was in high school, her grandmother was probably jailbait.
Where is the teachers union to protect her from any actual accountability? Is she not vested or something yet?
I’d bet 100 rounds of 115 grain 9mm FMJ that she has a disgruntled former lover or two who has those same pictures.