Man Killed by Giant Breasts
January 17th, 2013 - 11:52 am
A Washington state woman smothered her boyfriend with her breasts when she threw herself on top of him in a boozed-up fight in their trailer park, cops said.
Witnesses told police that they could hear the victim pleading with Donna Lange, 51, to get off of him.
He was rushed to a nearby hospital in Everett, but he could not be saved.
I got nothin’. You?
RULE OF THUMB: If you can no longer hear the radio once she rolls over, it’s time to plot an exit strategy.
Mamslaughter is no way to die, son.
You have amused me and also imparted to me sage advice. Well done my friend.
Ban all breasts over a certain caliber!
Nobody needs breasts that size to nurse a baby!
Whore crimes against humanity! -> using WMDDDs (Weapons of Mams DDDestruction)
Mayor Bloomberg will soon be in on the action regulating booby sizes.
Yeah, I got nothing either. But thinking about that image in the future, all I’ll be able to say is “thanks for the mammeries.”
I lived in Everett, about ten years back.
It was not a particularly classy place.
Given the recent population change, is it more or less classy now, I wonder?
Her milk shakes bring all the boys to the cemetery…
Motorboating … ur doin’ it wrong?
So, when can we expect to get some clamoring to ban high-capacity bras?
well, that turned out to be a bug bust.
Me? All my best responses are still in moderation …
I hear that’s the breast way to die.
Booby traps can be deadly.
So that’s why breast reduction surgery is a legitimate medical procedure.
I’m all out.
There are worse ways to die…
Hitting the gym can save your life. Not only is it good for you health, but it means you’ll be strong enough to throw off your extra-heavy girlfriend, when she is smothering you with her weight.
Or maybe just date skinny chicks.
Breasts: They’re all fun and games untl somebody gets hurt.