May You Live in Interesting Times
November 13th, 2012 - 3:31 pm
This is a real lede from a real news story about real people doing real things:
Both Gen. David Petraeus and Gen. John Allen intervened in the same nasty child custody battle involving Natalie Khawam, the “psychologically unstable” twin sister of Jill Kelley, whose bombshell claims of being threatened by Petraeus’ lover led to the top spy’s resignation last week, the Post has learned.
You’ll need a flowchart and maybe disinfectant to get that one all straight in your head.
What is it about crazy women that we men find so attractive?
( an answer from Almost Live: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MKaNnldWg-4 )
Gee thanks, I am now feeling incredibly old. Note how young Bill Nye appears in the opening title of the sketch.
Speedwalker!
At this point, the scandal can only have been caused by one thing: the anti-Midas effect.
Boobs and a pretty face.
When will we learn?