Oohhhhhhhmmmm Oohhhhhhhmmmm Oohhhhhhhmmmm
October 16th, 2012 - 4:45 pm
This is where, by tradition, I get serious about the carboloading portion of the debate prep. I’ve got a sick kid in my bed, a two-year-old entranced by Santa Buddies (it’s part of a series of movies starring Golden pups — don’t ask), and my lovely bride is on the way home with fried chicken and mashed potatoes.
But before she gets here, I have to finish this plate of pasta. And this extra large martini.
Drunkblogging will be at the top of the PJMedia home page at 8:45PM Eastern. Sharp. Ish.
And if it’s not at the top of the page, I am so suing my agent.
[you don't have an agent -ed. Shhh.]
I’ll be your agent. I’ve seen them operate for years. I can go them one better. I’ll go Latina-girl-crazy (the hard part is stopping myself from doing this, actually) and they’ll fold like a deck of cards.
… hey, I’ve started answering the phone to pollsters with “Attack Latinas for Romney, how may we shred Obama tonight?” … weirdly, pollsters tend to hang up after that. Sad, innit?
…and people wonder why the telephone polls are so screwed up.
With that, I’m out the door to re-stock our supply of Bombay Sapphire. I need a big, cold, olive salad to survive this viewing experience.
Oh, yeah, I’ll be drunk reading, as soon as I get home and get at the single malt.
BTW if ANYONE from GOP CO reads this, I want three yard signs. This “We’re out” is not cutting it. No, seriously.
Hope your kid gets well soon.
– or KFC?
Maybe I missed the memo, but I don’t think traditional carbo-loading includes a martini.
NTTAWWTIYKWIMAITYD.
Does anyone know if any of the various livebloggers are going to try identifying the plants in realtime?
I hope Mitt’s crew has someone on that, but I dunno if they remember 2008 that clearly….
Luntz and MSNBC focus groups both for Romney? Oh my!
I had two harpoons!
Hey, Sarah, I offered to be his agent, but he only pays in booze.
Robin? You found this to be a problem????
BTW MileHi coming weekend…