President Obama’s TSA is subpoenaing bloggers.
I’m waiting for the outrage from the left in three… two… one…
Hello? Is this thing on?
This whole airport terrorist on airplanes with bombs thing is so easy to stop. It’s very simple. All passengers will board the plane in the nude. No boxers, no socks, no hats, no panties, bra’s, tee shirts, no nothing. They board nude, fly nude and exit nude. They are screened or wanded or x-rayed or whatever to make sure they are not carrying anything concealed in…ummmm….a body cavity. Total nudity. End of problem.
With the way some people look nekkid, I would definitely lose my appetite. Thus it won’t matter that airlines don’t serve food anymore.
Perhaps sleeping gas could be dispensed in the passenger cabin which would eliminate hours of boredom and reduce the need for large In-Flight Crews. Only one or two Nurses would be needed to monitor the vitals. Adult and Child Diapers would have to be worn though and I would not want to be the one who would have to clean up after the flight.
OK why all the fuss,the plane boarded in Amsterdam.We had nothing to do with the guy with explosives.Just have all the Buff Blond Bombshells fly naked and be done with it.
I’m outraged. That makes one.
Actually, “outrage” is probably too strong a word. “Mildly annoyed that the government is so stupid as to pursue someone who pretty much just passed along something that will be standard knowledge within a week” is more like it.
Government lawyers: still stupid. Film at eleven.
Congrats to the Explosive Underpants Gnomes at the TSA:
1. Make people wait in long lines.
3. Terrosim Stopped.
What, Katie Couric wasn’t subpoenaed? I guess the feds know where to go when they want someone who’s got the hard data.
I guess the feds know where to go when they want someone who’s got the hard data.
I gotcher hard data right here, baby!
If you are looking for “outrage from the left” you just may want to check out a few blogs.
One day in the TSA offices:
“Sir, this man has low-level al-Qaeda connections. Should we flag him?”
“Low-level? I see no need.”
“He also has a blog.”
“WHAT? CALL INTERPOL! ARM THE PHOTON TORPEDOS!”
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