Top Ten Things Found in John Kerry’s Pocket.
Hmm, I would have thought that he would have had something like this handy. I was tempted to say he’d have a lucky coin, but I understand that Monsieur Kerry is more scientific than that.
That’s nice, but I’m more interested in:
-Which pockets John Kerry himself is in.
-Will a list of ten be enough?
So That’s What He’s Always Playing With!
What’s John Kerry got in his pocketses, my precious?…
A list of ten may not be long enough, however, could it even come close to the endless well of oil in the pockets of others