Frank J discusses where to keep your guns and dispose of your children.
I’m not sure. I think I’m going to adopt the “a gun for every drawer” approach to office decoration. Maybe it will cut down on the requests for due date extensions?
Unfortunately, he makes no mention of what to do when one runs out of drawers…
That’s easy, Mr. Lion — one buys more pants.
Michael, you should remind employees that the word “deadline” comes from the term for a line drawn around the inside of a prison wall — if a prisoner crossed the line, he was shot dead. The gun-in-every-drawer scheme should help bring back the original meaning of deadlines.
what if your a minimalist and have few drawers- how about just hanging guns on pieces of string from the ceiling. then you dont even have to open a drawer.