Another Liberal for Liberation
February 13th, 2003 - 2:28 pm
Blogger Laura Antoniou writes:
Is it too late to sign up for the “liberal, but pro-war” party? I can bring my own cocktail shaker, and my girlfriend makes a mean Cosmopolitan.
Laura, anyone with a taste for hard liquor and just war is always welcome to the party. C’mon in, the water is fine — and served on the side.
Water is for dunking your head in to sober up… or tossing on the candidate and his interns when they’ve passed out in a heap.
Water is for drinking before you go to bed after drinking (drink at least a quart, and have another by the bed)… Truly an effective hangover reduction method.
“Don’t drink that. Fish fuck in that.”
Did anyone save a copy of the Times’ “dove’s guide: how to be an honest critic of the war”? Seems they don’t keep very good archives. Old URL was: http://www.timesonline.co.uk/printFriendly/0,,1-152-561996,00.html