Too Busy Tapping to Sing?
May 30th, 2002 - 3:31 pm
These two men will get extra leniency deciding into which showers to install secret cameras. They’ll be able to monitor keystrokes with abandon and wiretap your church.
Now I’m scared.
NOTE: In the movie version of the war, Robert Mueller and John Ashcroft will be played by Sam Waterston and Dennis Hopper.






You’re from Missouri. Did you really think Ashcroft was that bad?
I left Missouri before Ashcroft was elected governor, but I met him a couple times (VERY political family) as a kid while he was AG.
The man is creepy.
Furthermore, he was to the Missouri Republican Party what Wilson was the the California Rep Party.
Wilson DESTROYED the state party, just to improve his reelection chances in ’94. Ashcroft damn near managed the same feat in Missouri.
He’s an opportunistic bastard, hiding behind a shroud of peity. I’d gladly doctor photos showing him at a Tijuana donkey show.