Watched a very funny Will & Grace last night. Discovered that Michael Douglas is just as creepy as a gay man as he is straight.
Does that make Catherine Zeta-Jones the world
The Douglas Family…what a creamy pack of freaks that is. Kirk looks like he keeps auditioning for the sequel to Enemy Mine. And Mike’s plastic surgeon needs to cease using tungsten and rebar. What’s with these Hollywood loons trying to look like something out of Total Recall?
Forget Enemy Mine II — I wanna see Saturn Six!
Back away from the Zeta-Jones, Stephen…she’s mine!
My handsome&young&gay brother told me once, “As soon as a woman knows I’m gay, she’s taking off her clothes in front of me. Straight men should catch on to this.”
So now I know why Mom did that…
It’s gotta be the right kind of gay guy. “Bears” can’t help you at all.
I bet women are stripping for Christopher Lowell 24/7.