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Stephen Kruiser

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December 3, 2013 - 6:32 pm

Just stop.

The long, slow process of climate change may trigger “surprise” shifts that could threaten human communities in years or decades, researchers from the National Academy of Sciences warned Tuesday.

In a 200-page report, the scientists call for an early-warning system that would watch bellwethers like Midwestern aquifers, Antarctic ice sheets and tropical coral reefs for signs that a “tipping point” is coming. Accelerated environmental changes can already be seen in the loss of Arctic sea ice and bigger wildfires since 1980, the authors said.

Despite the fact that the warming isn’t so warm anymore, the preachers of the fastest growing religion on Earth need to justify their positions, so get out your wallets.

Virtually everything is now taken as sign of man-made climate change (“Aunt Louise burned the pie crust at Thanksgiving? SEA LEVELS DID THAT!”) and used to justify ever-increasing mounds of cash to be thrown down the Solyndra hole, which is all this is about. They have to line the pockets of their business partners fear-mongering.

After all, not everyone can get grant money to keep the Climate Church growing.

Stephen Kruiser is a professional comedian and writer who has also been a conservative political activist for over two decades. A co-founder of the first Los Angeles Tea Party, Kruiser often speaks to grassroots groups around America and has had the great honor of traveling around the world entertaining U.S. troops.

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Back in September the Antarctic ice sheet broke a 35 year record for size growing to 19.51 million square kilometers. We have not had any warming for 17 years and have actually cooled for the last 10 or so years. As for record wildfires when the federal gov't owns most of the land west of the Mississippi and are failing miserably in their care of the forests, wildfire tend to happen. We are so lucky that the heat CO2 is generating is being swallowed up by the oceans, so deep they are unable to measure it.
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Excellent news! Now we get CGI Federal to start designing the sire now, and we'll get our first actual warning in about 2059 AD.
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Hey - while you're at the task of building that 'surprise' early warning system how about including earthquakes? That otta keep em busy for a while eh?

As Bugs Bunny would say - what a bunch of maroons.

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The link leads to an interview with a meteorologist. Do you know the difference between weather and climate? They're completely different fields of study. Might as well interview a comedian on the subject. Wait...
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They should develop a website for it.

That has turned out to be quite the bell weather for unmasking idiots.
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