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August 5, 2013 - 3:59 pm

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Because the world is at peace, Americans trust their scandal-free government, and our nation’s economy is growing at a record pace, it makes perfect sense that this new Quinnipiac University poll occupied a tremendous amount of media bandwidth today.

The poll asked voters for a temperature rating of some well known politicians. Then, supposedly the politicians “heat index” translated into a high or low favorable ranking with voters.

The hot body contest was won by New Jersey Governor Chris Christie with 53.1 degrees on the thermometer.

Second hottest was Hillary Clinton steaming it up at 52.1 degrees.

The much cooler Obama needs some new insulation to keep heat from escaping his body after registering fourth on the index with only 47.6 degrees. He was just below Senator Elizabeth Warren heating it up at 49.2 degrees.

The National Journal reporting on these poll results, ran as its headline, “Chris Christie Is So Hot Right Now.”

Your task, as loyal contest regulars, is to write a caption that either answers or explains the question, “Is Chris Christie Hot or Not?”

Submissions must be respectful because the media watches this contest and analyzes the winning captions with almost as much interest as these Quinnipiac poll results.

Of course I am kidding (but not as much as you think.)  So stay classy like the winners of our last contest.

My take on this steaming pile of poll dung is that the heat index should have been reported in Celsius rather than Fahrenheit.

Just imagine the confusion this would have caused with the low information media and their even lower information audience if Christie’s heat index was 11.7 degrees and Hillary at an even colder, 11.1 degrees.

Whether these poll results have any credibility or not, we know there is too much heat from all the hot air in and around our nation’s capitol no matter the season or regardless which thermometer is used.

 

 

 

Myra Adams is a media producer, writer, and political observer who served on the McCain Ad Council during the 2008 McCain campaign, and on the 2004 Bush campaign creative team. Her columns have appeared on PJ Media, National Review, The Daily Beast, The Daily Caller, RedState, BizPacReview and Liberty Unyielding. . Myra's web site TheJesusStore.com contributes all profits to Christian charity. Follow Myra on Twitter @MyraKAdams

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He's so hot if he had a son he'd look like the Sun.
1 year ago
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He's so hot he can't comment on the New York Mayoral Race or it will cause a "Weiner Roast."
1 year ago
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He's so hot that,--- When he holds a meeting everyone in the room wears
A Turkish towel!
1 year ago
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Wait a minute.

In retrospect, did I misspell "Cannoli"? Oops.
1 year ago
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He's so hot he makes Rand Paul and Ted Cruz look really cool!

He's so hot he has trouble fitting into his new jersey.

(Sorry about that.)

He's so hot he's getting radioactive.

If you think he's hot now, you should have seen him 3 years ago.

Would you buy a used canolli from this man?
1 year ago
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I think a lot of people, including Christie, have confused a sort of stumbling fiscal responsibility with the fabric of individual liberty that is the rock ribbed foundation of this nation.

In terms of the maintenance of liberty, Christie is no different than any of the other left coast politicians who, regardless of party, always seem to opt for government overreach.

I don't think he will sell outside of New Jersey, even of he ran as the Democrat that he is. He's about as Republican as Mikey Bloomberg, which is to say, he's not a Republican at all.
1 year ago
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1) Christie, Hildebeast, Fauxcahantas, and Typhoid Barry. The '27 Yankess of Sophistry.

2) Ignoble Warming: Hide FROM the decline.

3) Well, we have the fake Indian...with Whitewater, the construction worker, Christie can be the cop and from the "corps", we have Obama...or, AKA, the Village Idiot People.

1 year ago
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Caption for Photo--- Hey Obama, this is how you hold a football,
When your hot your hot.
1 year ago
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Christie is as hot as Hillary Clinton in a teddy.
1 year ago
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He's hotter than a two dollar pistol at an NRA gun show.
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