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May 29, 2013 - 9:51 am
Obama lipstick

Photo credit: Brendan Smialowski/ AFP-Getty

In the glorious history of PJ Tatler Photo Caption Contests could this be the best photo ever? We post – you decide.

Here is the report from ABC News:

President Obama had a bit of a lipstick problem at the White House Tuesday evening.

A bright red stain appearing on the collar of his white shirt as he took the stage for a speech.  The president quickly called out the woman responsible for the big red smudge saying he didn’t want to get in trouble with First Lady Michelle Obama.

“I want to thank everybody who’s here for the incredible warmth of the reception. A sign of the warmth is the lipstick on my collar.  I have to say I think I know the culprit,” the president said to laughter at the Asian American and Pacific Islanders Heritage Month celebration at the White House.  “Where’s Jessica Sanchez? It wasn’t Jessica. It was her aunt. Where is she? Auntie, right there.  Look at this.  Look at this.  I just want everybody to witness.”

“I do not want to get in trouble with Michelle, so I’m calling you out right in front of everybody,” he joked.

So now that you know the news, I expect many colorful captions speculating on the “real story” about how a lipstick kiss landed on Obama’s collar.

For the duration of this contest, I am suspending our usual rules of “be nice and stay classy because the media is watching.” My reasoning is that the media is too busy doing the kissing to be watching now anyway.

Here again, in case you missed it, are the winners from our last contest where a vicious “Caption King” battle was waged, resulting in a dethronement.

Please note that new contest readers are encouraged to enter because they have an equal chance of winning and should never be intimated by our distinguished court of Caption Kings.

Good luck and remember that even though our contest rules have been suspended, this is still a “family” web site.

 

Myra Adams is a media producer, writer, and political observer who served on the McCain Ad Council during the 2008 McCain campaign, and on the 2004 Bush campaign creative team. Her columns have appeared on PJ Media, The Daily Caller, RedState and The Daily Beast. Myra's web site TheJesusStore.com contributes all profits to Christian charity. Follow Myra on Twitter @MyraKAdams

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I have not had foreign relations with anybody!
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1. "I'd like to take a moment to point out to my media stooges that their butt kissing aim is off a little bit."

2. "I went to New Jersey and all I got was this lousy kiss from Chris Christie."

3. "Putin said he didn't kiss on the lips for one night stands."

4. "Oh no, this wasn't from Michele. This was from some other guy."

5. "Well, it all started with a make out session with Chris Matthews and...well...things got a little hot."

6. "Michelle knows me. She knows me better than anyone else alive. And because she knows me so well, she knows that this CAN'T be lipstick from another WOMAN."
46 weeks ago
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Check this out Michelle, After all these years the White House laundry finds Mr. Clinton's lost shirt.
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This could be considered sexual harassment but, with my charm
it comes with the territory.
46 weeks ago
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"And for only $1 million dollars, ladies and gentlemen, you too can kiss me anywhere you want just like Auntie did! No lips unless you have a ticket, though, and no exceptions!" (Foreign credit cards accepted)
46 weeks ago
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I cry tears of blood now, sorta like, you know...and sometimes they drip on stuff, and you know, that's what I'm saying.
46 weeks ago
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"Look, turn that goddam camera off before I end up seeing this on "Trifecta", or "Afterburner"! Jack! Where's Jack Lew?! Jesus get a Marine somebody!"
46 weeks ago
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"I don't give a crap what Myra's gonna do with this. And you said her husband's a co-judge? Jack! Where's Jack Lew?!"
46 weeks ago
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"Brendan, don't be liftin' that cam'ra up now, I'm warnin' you. Jack! Where's Jack Lew?!"
46 weeks ago
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"I am NOT a canoodler!"
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