—by Eric “Clapped in Irons” Holder, with apologies to Eric Clapton and “After Midnight” 

After midnight, we’re gonna check on your parole
After midnight, we’re gonna throw you in the hole
We’re gonna drag you to the station
It’s the new Obama nation
Where placating angry Muslims is our role
After midnight, we’re gonna check on your parole

After midnight, gonna knock upon your door
After midnight, like we never did before
We’re gonna trash the First Amendment
Because some rioters’ resentment
Means that the Constitution we’ll ignore
After midnight, gonna knock upon your door

After midnight, gonna knock upon your door
After midnight, gonna knock upon your door
After midnight, gonna knock upon your door
After midnight, gonna knock upon your door