Krauthammer: Jeb Bush Should Change His Name to Ochocinco!

In case you missed it. Jeb Bush’s route onto the GOP ticket involves a name change.

Being a Bush probably does hurt Jeb Bush every bit as much as it helps him, nationally, so soon after his brother’s presidency. But “Ochocinco,” the name taken by NFL wide receiver Chad Johnson, isn’t even proper Spanish. As a pander, it needs work. The Spanish word for bush, depending on what you mean, is arbusto, for what that’s worth.

Jeb Ochocinco. Not much of a ring to it. Maybe he could do a John Cougar Mellencamp thing and add and subtract names just to keep everyone guessing.