To the tune of the “Beverly Hillbillies” theme:

Come and watch the videos filmed by James O’Keefe
That he could vote as Eric Holder almost beggars the belief
But he walked into the polling place as bold as he could be
And told the watcher up front he didn’t have ID
Pix, that is.
Driver’s license, that kind of thing.
Well, the polling watcher told him, “Oh don’t you never mind
We don’t give a durn if your ID’s left behind—
If you say you’re who you are that’s good enough for me—”
But James kept it legal, said he’d go get ID
Proof, that is.
Be right back now, fast and furious…