February 10, 2012 - 11:19 am
Rumors abound that the newly named leader of North Korea has been assassinated while in Beijing . Forbes reports:
In the past two hours, Twitter has exploded with unsubstantiated rumors that the new North Korean dictator died in Beijing today and that a coup is underway in North Korea. All rumor of course, and one that appears to have been started on China’s twitter-like platform Weibo. As the story goes, a couple assassins barged into Kim’s room in Beijing and shot him, before being shot and killed themselves by bodyguards.
Maybe Spike did it.
Fluffing his tough-guy chops in advance of his next coronation.
So this will be denied, but the rumor will persist evermore that he has been replaced by a phony.
Maybe if he showed everyone his birth certificate …
Heh, Josh.. Other reports suggest he’s on the run and/or that there’s a coup taking place in North Korea.
So, Un is on the run?
Sorry, couldn’t resist.
Rumor has it that I am leading the coup from here in my cubicle! Fear me, capitalist running dogs!
If the next season of South Park features Cartman wearing glasses…
Come on Clarice don’t you know bullets go right through him? He’s a god.
If he’s on the run did he take his father’s video collection?
Is un-dead or undead? No one seems to know.
Punny, Clarice! Very punny!
Get thee to a punnery!
He owes me money!
True or not, it’s a great way to start the weekend.
I’m so confused should I be Uh-happy, happy that I’m Un-happy, or sad that with Un no longer happy an Un-happy situation will develop in N. Korea due to Un-Happiness….sorry, your turn.
Assasination is unkind. Sorry it’s late on a Friday night and that’s the best I could do.
– see photos of Saddam or Kim or some other dictator surrounded by officers with holstered guns on their hips, you wonder why one just doesn’t off the bastid and say, “Okay, I’m now the Boss!”
If this news is true, it would seem that some in the Nork hierarchy were Un-satisfied with him! They may have decided to remove him because he is Un-qualified and Un-able to lead!
THEY REALLY DID GET HIM! I HEARD THAT IT WAS JUST ONE SHOT BETWEEN THE EYES AND THAT THEY BURIED HIM AT SEA JUST A HALF HOUR LATER BECAUSE THEY RESPECTED HIS RELIGIOUS BELIEFS SO MUCH!! NO ONE HAS SEEN HIM DEAD DESPITE THE ASSASSINS WEARING NIGHT VISION HELMET CAMS JUST LIKE THE ONES THE NAVY SEALS HAD THAT SUPPOSEDLY GOT BIN LADEN.
IT WAS REPORTED THAT HE HAD BEEN HELD UP THERE IN A COMPOUND WITH HIS MASSIVE PORN COLLECTION AND HE EVEN BEGAN GROWING MARIJAUNIA OUTSIDE HIS COMPOUND!!! LOL