Hat tip to Jim Treacher — T-Paw tweets:

@BarackObama sorry to interrupt the European pub crawl, but what was your Medicare plan?

Everybody knows the president doesn’t have one. And everybody should know that his joke of a budget garnered exactly zero votes in the Senate.

Old and busted: Tim Pawlenty is nice but a bit of a bore. But after his foray into Iowa, Florida, and now this?

Tim Pawlenty is THOR.

Fear his mighty hammer.