And it’s been going on for a few years, actually.  Thailand and Cambodia–now engaged in “heavy fighting.” Why?  It’s over who controls some Hindu shrines.  You know, Hinduism, the religion of peace or something.

It’s probably a misprint.  They’re probably fighting over whether there should be a Palestinian state.  Right?

Right.  But no worries;  it’s all under control.  The UN Security Council is on it.