Some people don’t know when it’s time to move off stage. [Are you talking about yourself?-ed. No, I'm talking about you.] Ralph Nader — who should have moved off a decade or two ago — has accused Barack Obama of “talking white”. Didn’t know Nader was so up on his Ebonics. Maybe ‘DJ Princeton Ralph’ will start rapping for us now. He could do a duet with that other aging rapper Shaquille Oneal who has been “distinguishing” himself in the genre of late. At least Shaq can still slam dunk. Ralph… well… he’s reached the level of self parody.
Obamboozler should start campaigning in a Corvair.
Ah yes, the man who saved us from the corvair. (The man who ended Detroit’s short adventure towards smaller and lighter cars.) The cynical uncle who ruins your trip to Disneyland. The crusty curmudgeon who refuses to trim his ear hair.
-Just say Nay.