Roger L. Simon

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What ho, Horatio? Someone’s in My Pool!

September 14, 2004 - 12:24 pm - by Roger L Simon

To fair L.A. the herald now commutes
And to the Simon Castle he imputes
A muse of fire in the Sage above the pool
That he too shall play our Omlet for the fool.

Lo, shall it be so? Methinks my vision shines!
To where Bold Belmont to his hobbyhorse repairs
To spin a scene upon our frosty aires,
And that good Pundit, time honored Tennessean,
Of his favor doth across the brindled sphere of blogs
The brazen call of trumpets far rebounding sound
To war, to horse, to breach, to brunch,
And finish off our Omlet before lunch.

…continued (or rather begun) here, where its author can be found (not Marlowe)… more soothing here

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15 Comments, 15 Threads

  1. 1. Fausta

    Do not, for one repulse, forego the purpose that you resolved to effect,

    and get thee to thine Omlet!

  2. 2. Katherine

    Hey! I posted a link to Prince Omlet a couple of threads down!

    A girl can get no recognition these days, even while posting in a cocktail dress (grumble, grumble).

  3. 3. Wenda

    We’ll remember what feats you did these days.

    Your names shall be familiar in our mouths as household words–

    Vanderleun, Belmont, Simon, and Insta-man,

    Hewitt, and Powerline, and Captain Ed–

    And Sixty Minutes shall ne’er go by,

    From this day to the ending of its run,

    But you with it shall be remembered–

    You few, you happy few, you band of bloggers;

    For he today that shares his superscript with you

    Shall be your brother.

    And other gentlemen and ladies now abed–

    Yea, pajama-clad, each unto his way–

    Shall think themselves bless’d that they were here

    And shared their fonts and held their learning dear

    And blogged with you upon the Sixty Minutes Fray.

  4. 4. Katherine

    Brava, Wenda!

  5. 5. RogerA

    What Katherine said! I would take a crack at it, but haiku works MUCH better for me!

  6. 6. RogerA

    Poor Dan: death by fact

    unearthed by pajama-clad

    heroes of the blogs

  7. 7. Knucklehead

    Extreme Kudos to Wenda! (and honorable mention to RogerA)

    OT and not poetic but y’all might enjoy this but you’ll have to Push the Red Button

  8. 8. RogerA

    Knuck–that’s hilarious! Thanks

  9. 9. Terrye

    Wenda:

    I wish I could do that.

  10. 10. Katherine

    Knuck,

    Dissident Frogman is an a wicked, wicked man….and the one and only Frenchman I love

    RogerA – that is a good haiku!

  11. 11. Sam_S

    Hey, I just arrived; is this the headquarters for the Pajama Revolution?

    Ah, I love the sound of rebel poetry, the smell of fall breezes, a hint of gunpowder in the air…

    ….oh, that’s my circuitboard.

    Seriously, I can’t tell you what a pleasure it is to be able to read here during what I think will be remembered as a marking point for huge changes. Can’t always get in to comment (local blockage), but this is a fine, fine time.

    Come visit and leave comments; I’m the only conservative in China (not really, but ..you know).

    Sam

  12. 12. RogerA

    Wenda: I do hope we see you posting here often–either in Shakespearean form, your former jouralisitic form, or whatever!

    Katherine: thank you. I understand that the real Japanese haiku is also visual and great importance is ascribed to how the ideographs match at the end of each line–clearly not suited for a phonetic language such as English.

  13. 13. Katherine

    I am not sure about the Pajamas, Sam.

    It seems that the general fashion trend around here runs toward formal, with the exception of that fellow from Ohio who claims to wear feather boas and 13-inch stilettos and calls himself Accountant.

  14. 14. Sam_S

    Oh, my. This revolution may be too radical for me, then. I was hoping to pass in my boxers.

    Heels make my calves look way too lumpy!

  15. 15. Knucklehead

    Sam_S,

    Heels make my calves look way too lumpy!

    Then just wear chiffon lounge pants to soften the whole look. Kinda gives the male version of the I Dream of Genie look to things, but you gotta go with a leather vest or shoulder holster, or topless ’cause the chiffon top doesn’t look quite right unless, of course, you smoked way too much reefer at way too young an age and actually have something to, ummm…, lift and seperate if you get my drift.

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