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10 Reasons Why Animal Planet’s Puppy Bowl X Was Better Than Super Bowl XLVIII

I don't mean to downplay the Seahawks' victory, but the one-sided game was a little boring...

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Becky Graebner

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February 5, 2014 - 12:00 pm
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1. The players were puppies.

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2. There was no crying in the stands after plays

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3. Kittens! (one even used a parachute)

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4. You didn’t cringe after the ball was snapped…

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5. You stayed awake.

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Reasons why Hallmark Channels Kitten Bowl > Puppy Bowl

1. No Michelle Obama
2. Cute kitty pun names (Tim T-Paw, Hairy Rice, Manti Meow, etc.)
3. No Michelle Obama
4. An actual kitten team play-off
5. No Michelle Obama
6. Color-coded kitten teams so you could follow the action
7. No Michelle Obama
8. The kittens were the stars
9. No Michelle Obama
10. Did I forget to mention no Michelle Obama? I might have forgotten ...

Honestly, I was going to watch Puppy Bowl, but I just couldn't after it, too, was invaded by an Obama. Is nothing sacred anymore?
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These reasons are only valid if you're a Broncos fan. As a long-time Seattle resident, there was no crying after plays, or cringing on snaps, and I had a lot of happiness, no urge to vomit.

Why, oh why are you so partisan towards Denver?
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Reasons why Hallmark Channels Kitten Bowl > Puppy Bowl

1. No Michelle Obama
2. Cute kitty pun names (Tim T-Paw, Hairy Rice, Manti Meow, etc.)
3. No Michelle Obama
4. An actual kitten team play-off
5. No Michelle Obama
6. Color-coded kitten teams so you could follow the action
7. No Michelle Obama
8. The kittens were the stars
9. No Michelle Obama
10. Did I forget to mention no Michelle Obama? I might have forgotten ...

Honestly, I was going to watch Puppy Bowl, but I just couldn't after it, too, was invaded by an Obama. Is nothing sacred anymore?
29 weeks ago
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This is the first year I've missed the puppy bowl and now you tell me I missed keyboard cat?
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but watching the beastly hutt slap her thighs together was enough to make me hurl. Something beyond odd about a 50 year old loser acting like she is as jr high cheerleader
29 weeks ago
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Fish Bowl 1 was better than the S**perbowl (don't want to infringe on their copyright!). I didn't watch that either, though.
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Always love the Puppy Bowl. And there was a Kitty Bowl on Hallmark as well.
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