Christina Applegate: ‘It’s Not Like Sarah Palin Had a Nip Slip, It’s Madonna.’
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Reading twitter this am and there r all these tweets about Madonna and her nipple flash. And we are shocked because…?
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She explains further.
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What I’m saying is. Its not like Sarah Palin had a nip slip, its Madonna.
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Hey, it’s not like it was Sarah Palin! Sigh. Must they drag Sarah Palin into absolutely everything?
It seems that Madonna gave her audience a little extra something-something during a performance in Istanbul (Warning: Not safe for work nor children.) The “Material Girl” needs a bit more material for her ta-tas.






Sorry, don’t get the outrage here. Christina Applegate has a point. If Sarah Palin did it, it would be a real shock. This is Madonna, who has built her “brand” around cheap theatrics and shock. The real shame is we still fall for it.
ewwwwwww, she’s pushing 50! She’s almost as old as Maureen Dowd and she thinks folks want to see her ancient boobies.
Madonna is the supreme female musical talent of the last quarter of the 20th Century.
That said, she has become Skeletor. Palin, for her part, has not. Both are into fitness, but Palin does not look like Skeletor.
Um, no section9. Madonna would NOT be the supreme musical talent of the past quarter century. That would be Chrissy Hynde, or any number of other great female rockers/singers of the past 25 years. Skeletor (I like that) HAS no talent, her gift is re-selling herself as something “different” to gullible people every 5 years or so. As someone stated elsewhere, this is another LOOK AT ME attempt by the old hag. Let’s just ignore her and she’ll go back to Detroit, or England, or Uranus or wherever the hell she’s from.
You’re being sarcastic right? Because if you had any coffee cup in which to pour all her musical talent, you’d STILL have an empty coffee cup when you were done.
Ask any actual musician and I think you’d find that they sneered at her so-called musical abilities. I remember one musician friend of mine agreed with my point; the only saving grace he could find for her was that she was a decent dancer.And he’d paid good money to see her perform.
You have got to be
Effing.
Kidding.
As a performer, writer and singer, Madonna isn’t fit to scrape dog crap off the shoes of any number of people; Stevie Nicks, Ann and Nancy Wilson, Mary Fahl… I could list dozens.
Maybe. Too bad it’s the 21st century now.
She’s 54. The trouble with her boobs is not the age. It’s that you never know where they’ve been.
Gotta agree. Christina Applegate is making a valid point.
Scene from “A League of their Own”
Rosie O’Donnell’s charachter to Madonna’s character: “Do you think there’s anyone who hasn’t seen your bosoms?”
The only wonderment here is why was she wearing a nursing bra in the first place?
First, it’s news because Madonna paid someone to push it into the PR wire, and the press would rather focus on that than on Obama’s “doing fine” gaffe.
Second, it was Istanbul. They just had a big “prayer-in” there demanding the Hagia Sophia be reconsecrated as a mosque, and now this tired old hag has given the reactionaries more ammunition.
I’d say I hope Madonna’s visited in her dreams by the angry shades of Constantine, Justinian, and Narses, but I doubt she’d know who any of them were.
I keep coming back to that line in A League Of Their Own
This isn’t an attack on Sarah Palin. It’s just pointing out that if SHE did something like that it WOULD be news — which is true. If anything, it is a compliment to Palin, noting she is extremely unlikely to act in such a manner, which of course is true.
I agree. I don’t see this as an attack on Sarah Palin.
I don’t know Christina Applegate’s political affiliation, but I’ve read that she is actually very intelligent, unlike the ditsy character she portrayed in Kelly Bundy.
I agree. No controversy – it was a valid comment. Palin = shock. Madonna = what do you expect?
I wonder if she’s struggling? The last song I heard sounded like generic electro-dance-pop. And she’s been making all these gestures to appear globally relevant. She’s off to the Middle East to tell everybody that War must stop! Yeah, that will work.
I’m sure all the terrorists are saying, “Let us heed this sacrilegious nipple-slippy whorish grandmother of an infidel. With great age cometh great wisdom. She offends our Muslim sensibilities but was of great cultural influence back in the 80s. To hear is to obey!”
This happened in a country that has recently voted off the shackles of an anti religious secular government to vote in Islam, (Turkey) so I say it is a deliberate provocation.
Ironically, one local Turkish paper mainly says she has “issues” and noted her anger at Lady Gaga…but did’t mention the wardrobe malfunction.
http://www.hurriyetdailynews.com/angrier-more-aggressive-madonna-rocks-istanbul.aspx?pageID=238&nID=22726&NewsCatID=383
Madonna: Look at meeeeee! I’m still relevant! Pleeeeease by my latest record! Please let me know I’m not an over-the-hill washed-up has-been so by obvious jealousy of Lady Gaga doesn’t seem so bitter and angry! Please talk about me! Please?
Wow, tons of typos there.
I think most people would understand my point, though. Madonna’s an attention whore.
And by the way, I agree that Applegate was NOT insulting Sarah Palin.
– Here come those tired old tits again.
Madonna is a pathetic, lonely harlot, wandering through her life displaying to declining audiences what compares to a ragged, outdated, flea-ridden mink coat being offered at a garage sale for too high a price.
She’s an embarrassment to her kids as well.
Madonna’s next album will be titled :
” Pay Attention, Damn You!”
It will feature, in no particular order, hints of six-way lesbianism, S&M, bondage, chattel slavery, headhunting and human sacrifice. And, of course, searing commentary on the benighted yahoos who still oppose same-sex marriage, multiple marriage, adult incest and having a deep, lifelong meaningful relationship with your toaster oven.
Actual autocoprohagy and cannibalism on stage will, thankfully, only be allowed in California and metropolitan London, and will be saved for the album/tour after this one in any case.
And remember: It’s all George Bush’s fault.
I expect you’re right, especially about her blaming Bush. She was, after all, married to Sean Penn. I expect he indoctrinated her into his political views.
she dumped little sean and sent him packing
I agree with Applegate. Poor Madonna has shrunk to pretendin to have a wardrobe malfunction to et anyone to pay attention. Real talent knows how to keep their act relevant and fresh. Madonna?
I’ve been reading some of the “subtle,” catty back-and-forth between her and Gaga. Sounds like two five-year-old girls having an argument.
Hey, people, stop encouraging Madonna… next thing you know, there’ll be a sex tape of her a Ray J out there.