I FOR ONE WELCOME OUR NEW PUMPKIN OVERLORDS:

25-foot-tall inflatable pumpkin rolls through Arizona traffic https://t.co/iHFJDj1f6H pic.twitter.com/iVx5YsrNKj

— Newsweek (@Newsweek) October 30, 2015

I’d like to remind them that as a trusted Internet personality, I can be helpful in rounding up others to toil in their underground Pumpkin Spice Soy Milk caves.

Related: “Rover’s got a new look on the Prisoner Halloween special,” Jesse Walker of Reason tweets.

Heh.™