"MARRYING THE CUSTODIAN:" A not-terribly-insightful essay from Inside Higher Education. The comments are fun, though.
Just this morning, the Insta-Daughter mentioned an angle (learned from The Sims) that the essay omits: "When you marry a maid, you get someone with excellent cooking and cleaning skills." These are highly valued in the Sims world, where their absence is made extremely apparent. She also reported that one of her married Sims is having an affair, and that it's working out badly for all concerned. As I've noted before, you can learn a lot from The Sims. I don't know whether marrying a University custodian is an option in The Sims Go to College, though.