July 29, 2009

ARRESTED: Bikini-wearing Carjacker. “Employees at the dealership weren’t convinced by her gun claims (according to police, the gun was actually a mobile phone), and took the opportunity to wrestle the bikini-clad woman to the ground and call the police. According to a police spokesman, Haley appeared to be under the influence of drugs or alcohol during her crimes.” Gee, go figure.