September 26, 2003
HERE IT IS, a major holiday, and I almost missed it!
UPDATE: A reader emails:
Can’t believe you still celebrate this overly-commercialized holiday. Ever since Bush, Cheney and their bloodsucking crew took over this country, this holiday has been turned into nothing but another day for Big Cooking Oil and Big Corn to rape the public.
Wasn’t like that during the Clinton years. Those were the days when corn dogs were real; and big, too.
Bush-Cheney and corn dogs is just a way now to distract the public from the failed policies of the administration. Corn dogs and circus, that’s what it is.
But you can get them with mustard! Gulden’s!