FORGET IT, JAKE — IT’S VOX: Why women have better sex under socialism, according to an anthropologist.

And as Stephen Miller points out on Twitter, the young adult infotainment site can’t seem to even provide original clickbait anymore:

And from the replies: “It is a known fact that sex is always better when the government owns the means of reproduction.”

Heh™.

UPDATE: And at the PJ Live Blog, a few #SocialistPickupLines.