STOP PRETENDING YOU DON’T LOVE THANKSGIVING — you get to tell your whole family that they’re fascists:

‘Anyway, I’m sorry, Cody. I’m sorry this family, except me, failed you.

‘And while Papa’s chat with the imaginary guy in the sky involved lots of thank yous for lots of things, make no mistake — every thank you was for the privilege of being white.’

Suddenly Cody pipes up and says that isn’t what Thanksgiving is about. ‘But Aunt Lauren, I thought Thanksgiving was about being grateful, like I am grateful for you!’

I’m literally shaking.

Is this 5-year-old mansplaining to me?

Heh. Read the whole thing, which is a pitch-perfect impersonation of the “Progressive” mindset this time of year.