PAST PERFORMANCE IS NO GUARANTEE OF FUTURE RESULTS:

Shot: How Trolls Are Ruining the Internet

—Headline of Joel Stein’s cover story in this week’s Time magazine.

Chaser: Why Older People Shouldn’t Vote—and Other Ideas Unpopular With My Parents.

—Joel Stein, also in Time magazine, today.

Curiously though, unless you read Stein’s nearly 4300-word article to the very end, you’d think that all “trolls” were on the right-hand side of the aisle. Which brings us to this headline at the Federalist: This 12-Year-Old Girl Went Hunting, And Now Social Justice Warriors Want To Murder Her.

This isn’t the 21st century I was promised.